Guwahati Adda: GMC's Neutering Services

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Guwahati Adda: GMC's Neutering Services

Sidharth Bedi Varma | July 09, 2018 18:48 hrs


Raju: Oi rati tuponi naha hoise. I can’t seem to sleep these days…

 

Kaju: Oh you must be suffering from the classic case of laveria.

 

Raju: I don’t know about laveria, or malaria, or Nipah. As long as it is not Gonorrhea, I’m okay with it.

 

Kaju: Wow, you’re trying so hard. Please go excrete your ideas in the lavatory.

 

Raju: I wish... Speaking of toilets, I actually have an urgency to go now… where’s the nearest public toilet?

 

Kaju: I don’t know. I wish there was an app to locate stuff like this.

 

Raju: There is! It’s apparently labeled ‘Swachh Public Toilet’. I will try it out in Hojai; if it keeps pointing towards the MLA’s mouth, you know its working.

 

Kaju: Hey! A daily dose of Shilajit Gold is good for your funny bone.

 

Raju: Subtle. Anyway, any thoughts on our other stellar performers?

 

Kaju: Oh yes. The street dogs in my locality seem to be on an all out breeding mission. It’s like Game of Thrones, for dogs. Everyone is going at it with everyone!

 

Raju: EXACTLY! That’s why I haven’t been able to sleep actually. These dogs keep barking and howling the entire night; makes it impossible to get any shut eye.

 

Kaju: Can the GMC not neuter them?

 

Raju: GMC’s service and delivery is the only thing that they have managed to neuter over the years. For everything else… they pass the buck…

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