Guwahati Adda: Namami Brahmaputra

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Guwahati Adda: Namami Brahmaputra

Sidharth Bedi Varma | April 07, 2017 22:02 hrs


Two people engage in a conversation after the end of the recent Namami Brahmaputra festival which was ‘washed away.’

 

Amit: So the rain gods gave us ice and water in Guwahati, but banned alcohol on highways. What sort of a cruel joke is that?

 

Inder: Yeah man, Indra is making us stay ‘in-doors’. Anyway, how’s life?

 

Amit: Nothing much man, no beef with anyone, just chilling, without any beer and definitely not getting high on the highway.

 

Inder: Speaking of beef, you heard about the guys who were arrested for carrying beef in Jorhat?

 

Amit: What!? They were carrying a protest out against the Government?

 

Inder: No man, the meat wala beef.

 

Amit: Hah! Both equally dangerous these days.

 

Inder: Gives me the chills! I hate dietary restrictions. Speaking of chills, Bihu is almost here. I just hope our plans don’t get paani paani with this unpredicted rainfall. All this expensive pator kapur is going to be ruined.

 

Amit: Chill yo, take a trip somewhere this Bihu. Upper Assam maybe?

 

Inder: Man, everyone’s trippin’ these days. What will I do, take photos and upload on Facebook? I’m trying to quit Social media addiction *lights up a cigarette*

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