Guwahati Adda: Revealing the Faux Pas

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Guwahati Adda: Revealing the Faux Pas

Sidharth Bedi Varma | October 01, 2018 18:19 hrs


Ozit (Ajit): Abbey World Tourism Day gusi gol and our brand ambassador Priyanka Chopra didn’t do anything for the state did she? 


Bizit (Bijit): Hmm… maybe she’s busy with the wedding bells around her.


Ozit: Well I don’t know about wedding bells, but she should certainly be worried about the bells tolling on her tenure as the state’s tourism ambassador.


Bizit: Again with the Priyanka rant! I swear, you are one of those “Ooh she did nothing…what a waste…ooh life is destroyed” kind of person. Sometimes just so overbearing!


Ozit: Can-it buddy! It looks like 2018 is the year for Assam! We have people like Hima Das, Rima Das and Adil Hussain taking Assam to the world, and yahan State Ambassador ko Instagram updates marne pe maut aati hai! Rima and Hima would certainly make great State representatives at this point. The entire idea was to leverage Piggy Chops’ Social Media presence, which we clearly did not. Nevertheless, I am in complete support of Village Rockstars heading to the Oscars. I just know that it’ll win! My gut feeling is very strong.


Bizit: Well, for all the Yakult and pro-biotic drink that you keep having, that’s the only thing in you that’s strong. Well, with that being said, let’s go watch the movie, what say?


Ozit: Oh…um… actually...  I was thinking we could watch Batti Gul Meter Chaalu, or oooh, we could also watch Sui Dhaga, that also has some Assam connect. I read a report about it on G Plus.


Bizit: Umm, what happened to your state pride? 


Ozit: Eh, I’ll leave Village Rockstars a 5 Star review on their Facebook page and IMDB. That should suffice shouldn’t it?


Bizit: Rehne do bhaiya… Tumse naa ho payega.

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