Guwahati Adda | Kashmir and Jai Shree Ram!

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Guwahati Adda | Kashmir and Jai Shree Ram!

Sidharth Bedi Varma | August 10, 2019 13:46 hrs


Bhakt: Bhai kya decision lia hai! Wah!


Bhakt ka dost: I know man. Modi ji finally delivered his promise. Ab Kashmir leke dikhao! Jai Shree Ram!


Practical banda: But don’t you think that the decision was a violation of a certain moral and constitutional codes? No one was even consulted and they just went ahead with it like it was a drawing room decision between Amit ji and Modi ji. 


Bande ka dost: Taking “Home Ministry” too literally I think.


Bhakt: Honestly, all this trouble of asking people is just another waste of time. India has given the mandate to the BJP to take such decisions. This is why they were brought to power in such a way. Good thing that the NC and PDP leaders were held otherwise they’d have initiated some of drama.


Bhakt ka dost: Ya, like one of those Hunger Strikes where they stop eating for 2 days, so they can feed their generations for decades! 


Bhakt: Kya baat! Kya Baat!


Bhakt ka dost: Arrey Pakistan trade bandh karke kya karega? Bro, Kohli charges more for an Instagram post than the annual transaction between India and Pakistan. Also, J&K has stayed as a “special state” for far too long. Now we want to feel united, the true “Akhand Bharat.”


Practical banda: So you’re saying that you’ll be okay if a decision like this is taken for the Northeastern states by repealing Article 371?


Bhakt: Who sab mai nahi jaanta, just that abhi Kashmir hamara hai. Jai Shree Ram!

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