Guwahati Adda: New Year Resolutions

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Guwahati Adda: New Year Resolutions

Sidharth Bedi Varma | January 01, 2021 13:05 hrs


What happens if the top leaders of the world were sitting by campfire, discussing their ‘New Year New Me’ goals?


Jacinda Ardern:  I think there is so much room for improvement. I will use 2021 to make life in New Zealand even more exciting and worthwhile and hope that its citizens are living a quality life.


Trump: I am sure that I am going to…


Biden: O hello!  Who invited you? We are looking at good things to happen in 2021. The only thing worse than the coronavirus pandemic is the picture of your hair. But of course, I joke. There was also the constant barrage of your ridiculous comments. At least we’re no longer going to be listening to all of that.


Putin: Well, it’s all the same to me! I hope 2021 is filled with dog posts, Russia appreciation posts and memes of me against a tank.


Modi: Friends *standing up and looking at the camera, which possibly does not exist*, it is only the year that is going to change. I think I am already ahead of my time. I have done things that will reverb long into the future. And friends, it is only the year that is going to change. Your weight, number of followers and bank balance isn’t going to change much. You will deal with the pandemic in 2021, you will crib about your life and you will vote for me! Thank You.


Happy New Year guys!

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