Guwahati Adda: The Blue Hue - Guwahati Traffic Police's New Uniform

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Guwahati Adda: The Blue Hue - Guwahati Traffic Police's New Uniform

Sidharth Bedi Varma | May 26, 2017 21:00 hrs


Guwahati Guy 1: Did you check out the new uniform the GTP was issued?


Guwahati Guy 2: Yeah, it’s a nice blue colour. Makes them look like Indian Air Force officers


Guwahati Guy 1: Hoi de! Bor Air Force Officers lage tuk. Aru kiman hava turabi yohotok?


Guwahati Guy 2: No man, it’s not that. Their performance has definitely seen an improvement. There’s this one Traffic official at Ulubari who sports an aviator and rides a bullet. He’s been doing a fantastic job putting things in order. Even if there is no reduction in traffic, I certainly feel there is some streamlining in that previously chaotic junction. Number of helmets has definitely increased. Atleast it looks that way.


Guwahati Guy 1: Eh you optimistic fellow! Say whatever you want to, it’s all going to be the same! They were corrupt, they will continue to be corrupt.


Guwahati Guy 2: Okay, here’s an instance of ‘poriborton’. Modi could’ve been anywhere in the world, flying around, but he chose to come to Guwahati and Assam for the AIIMS foundation, Gogamukh Chariali Foundation and Dr. Bhupen Hazarika Bridge. These things make a difference. Because of him Bhupen Hazarika, Dhola-Sadiya was trending on Twitter for over 4 hours!


Guwahati Guy 1: Teen saal ho gaye, digital ki ratt lagana kab bandh karoge?


Guwahati Guy 2: "Main nahi maanta ki hamara desh duniya ka sabse mahaan desh hai, lekin yeh zaroor maanta hoon ki hum mein kaabiliyat hai apne desh ko mahaan banane ki. Yeh dono desh ek doosre se har pehlu, har roop mein ek-doosre se alag hain... Jab bhi hum muqaable mein dabne lagte hain toh hum ek hi cheez ka aadhar lete hain - sanskaar, parampara.. *continues speaking the entire dialogue from Swades*


Guwahati Guy 1: Abey chup bey Swades ke Shahrukh. Chal Sallu bhai ki Tubelight ki tickets book kar!

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