#Guwahati Adda | If Political Parties played PUBG

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#Guwahati Adda | If Political Parties played PUBG

Sidharth Bedi Varma | January 27, 2019 10:11 hrs


(Scene: 4 guys, sitting at home, phones out, headphones in; the PUBG theme plays… and action!)

 

BJP: Okay, everyone accept my invite and follow me. I’ll take you to a nice landing zone. Safe landing korim, chicken dinner paam (We’ll land safe, get our chicken dinner).

 

AGP: O bol bol (Yes, let’s go)! Need me some chicken dinner!

 

BPF: Ei you chuck it! You’re all talk. Battlefield’ot you’re always just giving instructions over the microphone. You end up lying prone on the ground and don’t even offer suppressing fire.

 

AGP: No no, I promise I’ll do better this time!

 

Congress: *also online* Hello, testing testing, mic testing.  Can anyone hear me?

 

BJP: Hmm, just don’t talk about leaving the squad all the time and playing solo. You know you won’t last long; and BPF bro, I hope you will cover me in the LZ.

 

BPF: Hey, I don’t know about you, but I’m surely going to be safe.

 

AGP:  Ei no man, someone keeps telling me that I can play great solo and there is a need for good solo players. That AASU dude was also telling that in this map, I should perform well, but I think my processor is not that great. I keep having to borrow the Artists’ and the Farmers’ phones to ‘make some noise.’

 

BJP: Okay, pun time is over. Everyone get ready for some action!

 

Congress: Hello hello? Testing testing, mic check?  Can anyone hear me? Someone please respond

 

Notification on Congress’ phone: *Server timed out*

(End scene)

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